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Excellent performance. Or it would’ve been, had the assignment been a duet. Apparently, you both feel that you’re above this class, and all that governs it.


@AmericanTOP40: Mother Monster is in the Haus! So psyched @LadyGaga is taking over the show this weekend! #GagaOnAT40

@AmericanTOP40: Mother Monster is in the Haus! So psyched @LadyGaga is taking over the show this weekend! #GagaOnAT40

AU where Robin and Barney unexpectedly become parents. Robin’s worried this pregnancy will kill her future as a foreign correspondant, but hey! a woman’s allowed to have both a career and a family, so they take the kid with them and travel anyway. It’s not easy but Barney’s there to help (he’s writing the updated version of the Bro Code anyway, it became a great hit), and their daughter ends up speaking four languages by the time she’s five. They’d spent years worrying their respective fathers had messed them up too badly to make them good parents, but when their teenage daughter hugs them in 2030, thanking them for everything they’ve done for her, they finally understand they couldn’t have been more wrong.

Such is life.

"Do you know who the gang is to me, Lily? Here’s what the gang is. The gang is a married couple, who I never see anymore, about to have their third kid. It’s my ex-husband hitting on slutty cops right in front of me. And it’s the guy I probably should’ve ended up with, with the beautiful mother of his child.”

6x9 || 9x23

if-it-fits-it-ships:

"I’m sorry I couldn’t find an image of a star collapsing, so that’s Jennifer Lawrence." [x]

theboggartinmanhattan:

why the mother’s not the consolation prize

boonorbane:

LOL!!! That was the exact same reason why we moved to another house! XD I couldn’t spend another moment with those huge rats in our old place. Ewww.

thedylansobriens:

How I Met Your Mother - Thank you for everything.